From my debut album, Pay Attention, that opened #1 on the iTunes Comedy Charts! Share with a friend!
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In this clip I talk about my ego back in grade school! Full podcast available on iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Googleplay, Laughable, and video on Youtube!
Hey everyone, I'm 16 episodes into my new podcast, Kilgallon's Pub! It's a podcast where I basically have a few drinks with friends from all walks of life, but mostly comedians, in an attempt to recreate the bar conversations that we all know and love.
Please Subscribe and Review on iTunes or Stitcher or where ever you listen to podcasts! I'll read your 5 Star Reviews on air! I'm also putting episodes and clips on YouTube, so subscribe to my channel please, www.youtube.com/joekilgallon. Cheers to those who have been listening and I hope you keep listening and tell your...
Episode 3 of my new web series in which I give advice to my unborn child is up! Subscribe to my YouTube Channel and share it with all the new parents out there! Thanks!
Episode 2 of my new series in which I give advice to my unborn child. Share with your homies!
New series in which I give advice to my unborn child. Maybe this is the advice that can heal us as a nation. Share with your friends, especially the new parents out there!
MY DEBUT ALBUM IS NOW ON SALE FOR $7.99 ON iTUNES! ALSO ON AMAZON! ALL PROCEEDS GO TOWARDS ALCOHOL & DIAPERS!
Fantasy Football is back! Let me, help you this NFL season. I'll be going Live on Facebook every Sunday 30 minutes before the first game. Go to www.facebook.com/joekilgalloncomedy and give my page a like for notifications on when I'll go live!
My wife and I are extremely happy to announce that our first baby is due Valentine's Day 2017!
Can't wait for she or he to see this joke!
The media is NOT LIBERAL or CONSERVATIVE. It's divisive and sensational. When Bernie Sanders was running they ignored him and then asked him how he was going to pay for any of his proposals. Trump is promising more than Sanders and nobody in the so-called liberal media is asking a damn thing about how he plans to pay for any of what he wants to do. Also, Trump has been accused of rape by several different women and the media has ignored it. Real liberal.
In the way corporations only care about money, the...
Comedian and fellow Chicagoan/ CYSK- LA producer Mo Welch joins the podcast to talk about Trash Talking, Draymond Green, Mo's obcession with Larry Bird, and we review 30 for 30 Press Pause, the Marion Jones story. Tell your f#cking friends!!! Also available on iTunes, Soundcloud, and stitcher. I love you.
Dear Cubs Fans,
Now that we've hit the All-Star break. I have a message for you. It's very simple. You Ready? Okay here it goes: SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE RIDE!!!
I used to be just like you. I would panic every time they lost a game to a team with a worse record, which really is...
Home boys and girls, I'll be back to the place where I was born, my city by the lake the last week of June. I'll be doing stand-up at all my favorite spots leading up to my own show a The WIP Theater in the Edison Park neighborhood. Tickets will be $10 online/ $12 at the door and are available at this link: http://www.wiptheater.com/events/beachbash It's going to be a great lineup with some surprises!
Here are my other Chicago dates! Hope to see you there! Love, JMK!
Tuesday June 28th
- Zanies Rosemont 8pm
-Chicago Underground Comedy @ The Beat...
Comedian Rhea Butcher (Last Comic Standing) joins the podcast to talk about booing in sports, A League of Their Own, and the 30 for 30 Bo Knows!!! Write the podcast a review on iTunes and don't forget to click subscribe! Thanks pal!
[soundcloud:https://soundcloud.com/comedianstalkingsports/rhea-butcher-30-for-30-bo-...
Comedian Jason Lawhead (Lawhead's Court, Opens for Bill Burr) joins the podcast to talk Johnny Manziel, NFL Draft, How to fix the NBA playoffs, and we review 30 for 30 Once Brothers! Don't forget to subscribe to us on iTunes!
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Mike Bridenstine is now the official co-host of Comedians Talking Baseball! On this podcast we talk about pulling pitchers during a no-hitter, the qualifications to make the Hall of Fame, the movie Moneyball, and a new segment called Brido Blows Your Mind!
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Mike Bridenstine is the new co-host of Comedians Talking Sports presents Comedians Talking Baseball! The podcast where we recap the week that was in Major League Baseball, nerd out about some stats, and just have a great time talking America's past time! This week we focus on the masterpiece that was Jake Arrieta's second no-hitter!!!
[soundcloud:https://soundcloud.com/comedianstalkingsports/mlb-weekly-recap-jake-arri...
Megan Gailey (Conan, Adam Devine's House Party) returns to talk Conor McGregor, Andrew Shaw, and we review 30 for 30: Fantastic Lies. Review the podcast on iTunes!!!
[soundcloud:https://soundcloud.com/comedianstalkingsports/megan-gailey-fantastic-lies]
Comedian Mike Bridenstine is back on the podcast to recap the week in baseball! We talk slump busters, nerd stats, and the great Jackie Robinson! Write a review on iTunes and I'll send you a FREE signed copy of my album, Pay Attenion. Now enjoy the podcast!!!
[soundcloud:https://soundcloud.com/comedianstalkingsports/mlb-weekly-recap-mike-brid...
Comedians and fellow Chicagoan, Jay Washington (Chiraq) joins me to talk about a Laker breaking the Bro-Code, NBA predictions, NCAA title game, Wrestlemania, and we review 30 for 30 Benji! Share with your friends, write a review on iTunes, and damn it don’t forget to clear your plate.
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Special edition of the podcast where I sit down with comedian Mike Bridenstine (Adam Devine’s House Party) to preview the 2016 MLB season and review 30 for 30 Fernando Nation! Enjoy and if you like the podcast leave a 5 star rating and review on iTunes! Dude, I’d do it for you.
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My podcast, Comedians Talking Sports, was recently featured on the New and Noteworthy section on iTunes under in the sports category! To capitalize on this, I’m starting a promotion where I’ll send a signed copy of my album to anyone who writes a 5 star glowing review of the podcast!
If you haven’t checked it out, you can listen right now by clicking the podcast link on this site!
I bring a new comedian on every week to talk current events in the world of sports, plus we review an ESPN 30 for 30 every week as well!...
1. Started from the bottom now he's here! Larry is rich as fuck! Republicans will love that! Democrats will love it too because he's self-made. He didn't grow up a rich kid! Larry is middle class kid from Brooklyn all the way!
2. He's a job creator! As the Executive Producer and Creator of mega hits Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry is responsible for creating countless jobs, from set construction to craft services, Larry has employed a lot of people! These jobs are both private sector and union! Both conservatives and liberals should be creaming their jeans!
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Excited to announce that Comedians You Should Know LA has found a new weekly home at Fork on Sunset. (8264 w. Sunset Blvd in West Hollywood, that’s right, on the Sunset Strip son!!!)
Our first show is Thursday October 1st, at 9pm! Ryan Dalton hosts myself, Kenny DeForest, Chris Redd, Aaron Weaver, Beth Stelling, and a surprise special guest!!
We plan to do what we did in Chicago here in Hollywood. Get it on board!
http://www.comediansyoushouldknow.com
My debut comedy album finally has a release date! You’ll be able to purchase it through iTunes and amazon on Wednesday September 16th. There will be a release party/show in Chicago that night at Timothy O’Toole’s! More details to follow!
Joe Kilgallon- Pay Attention
From Comedians You Should Know Records!
I’m currently involved with two podcasts: Podcast You Should Know and Comedians Talking Sports. Both are on temporary hiatuses for the rest of August. Stay tuned for more info.
Both can be heard on Sound Cloud. http://www.soundcloud.com/comedianstalkingsports http://www.soundcloud.com/podcastyoushouldknow
Stand-up Scene: The makings of a headliner
By Jason Heidemann, Special to the Tribune2:06 p.m. CST, January 13, 2014
One of my recent favorite jokes that I first heard at a show at ComedySportz a couple weeks ago, is a bit that standupJoe Kilgallon does about celebrities with deadbeat dads. The joke is that the fathers of superstars like Eminem and LeBron James must now be kicking themselves for ditching their sons back when they were kids: “How do you walk out on an 18 month old who already has a size seven shoe?” asks Kilgallon in a reference to...
Below is a copy and pasted article I wrote for The Whiskey Journal! An amazing publication ran by some great comedians here in Chicago! Big thanks to Kyle Scanlan and the entire staff! http://www.thewhiskeyjournal.com
Illinois Congressman Credits Macklemore For Gay Marriage Vote
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SPRINGFIELD, Ill. — In last week’s session State Representative Tom Cross (R – Plainfield, Ill.) voted affirmatively to legalize same sex marriage in the state of Illinois, crediting popular rap artist Macklemore for his revised stance on...
As of May of 2013 Facebook has over 1.1 Billion users! Which makes it the perfect tool for spreading lies.
Now look, I believe social media has a place in our society. Shit, most of you are reading this because of a link I posted saying, “look at me, look at me.” Social media has been a great tool for getting together with old friends, launching a small business, and creeping on the summer vacation pics of the girl who works down the hall. Side note: If your summer album doesn’t include one bathing suit pic, I’m going to...
Pope Francis has been making headlines lately with his not-so Catholic stance on hot button topics such as abortion, contraception, and gay marriage. Most of you know this. I’m not going to write about how he’s different from other Popes and what not. He’s clearly different from that last quitter. And although he isn’t your run of the mill Pope, I do find him to be your run of the mill Catholic.
Now I’m not religious at all, I do consider myself Catholic for the same reason I identify myself as Irish. It’s a cultural thing. I grew up...
The new Miss America was crowned over the weekend and guess what? She’s not white!
Jesus, Mary, and Sanjay.
If your first thought was, “so what”, you’re a good egg. Unfortunately there was a lot of outrage on social media after Nina Davuluri was named the winner of the 2014 Miss America Contest. Ignorant fucks across our beautiful country took to twitter and facebook and couldn’t help but spew their hateful bullshit. After all, how could a non-white win Miss America?? There must be something in the rules against it…right?
No shit kicker, there’s not. Here are...